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Rising signs

personachartsblog:

Aries: These types come across as very confident usually and their most defining physical trait is probably their eyebrows and face, they look very childlike

Taurus: Come across as very laid-back and chill, very calm but also graceful and kinda materialistic, most defining physical trait is most likely their lips, very nice, full plump lips

Gemini: Oh my these types are very restless, very jittery always wanting to do something and they talk a lot, they get bored easily and are very enthusiastic, and intelligent, talk very quickly, probably bony or skinny

Cancer: The face is the most defining trait, they have a cute round face with soft skin, big eyes , plump lips. These kinds are gentle and emotional, and somewhat clingy

Leo: Okay so obviously the most defining physical trait is the hair, it’s sculpted by the gods, these types are charismatic and attractive, very cool to be around and thy carry a gigantic aura of confidence

Virgo: These types are neat freaks and perfectionists. They tend to be very hygienic and don’t look plain per say but very clean and nicely put together. They are also intelligent but critical and analyze everything.

Libra: Oh my so indecisive, these kinds don’t like doing things alone and are very pleasant to be around. They love doing things for others and have a beautiful aura.

Scorpio: The eyes!! Oh my gosh, I’ve seen many Scorpio risings and the one defining physical trait is the eyes I swear, their eyes are very intense and deep and even if it’s the plainest color it comes off as so intense. They are so intense and probing and these types come across as sexy and focused. They always have their guard up and may loners

Sagittarius: okay so these people are so fun honestly, they are so adventurous and bold. It’s fun being with them and their defining trait is most likely the legs.

Capricorn: These types are focused and determined. They may think their accomplishments define them and they are worth much if they haven’t accomplished much. They have very nice features and very good bone structure usually. Beautiful but complicated and kinda cold

Aquarius: So unique in their appearance and very accepting of others. They have a non-conventional type of beauty but are extremely beautiful usually.

Pisces: So dreamy honestly and true chameleons, they seem so fluid and kinda are very suggestible as they kinda morph into whatever their environment is. An ethereal kind of beauty. Usually shy but kind and so compassionate. Could be artistic.

@lpiscesmoonl

halfahelix:

pearls-forehead:

aftermath-meme:

dothepropaganda:

artsekey:

i-hold-the-snitch:

supremesaudi:

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

When his parents built a very strange machine

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

aaaay macarena 

Horrible job everyone

you’re wrong this is fantastic

itscalledetiquettedarling:

thesnadger:

vintagegeekculture:

In first edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, the Raise Dead spell was stated explicitly to not work on Elves and Half-Orcs for a…theologically fascinating reason: members of those two races did not have souls. A Wish spell would have to be used to raise them instead.

#wHAT!??!?#what the?!#what do they HAVE then????

@scribefindegil

Humans: Soul

Elves: Pizazz

Half-Orcs: Chutzpah

Dwarves: A Certain Je Ne Sais Quois

sent this to my boyfriend and he disagrees. Halflings have chutzpah. Half Orcs have MOXIE.

biwitched:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

(Source: justcatposts)

introvertproblems:

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tomorrowsofyesterday:

Ghost in the Shell (2017) starring Scarlett Johansson

abbxaeaa:

Season 9 + favorite moments.
↳ 9.11 First Born

honoredmatre:

this is like how a dream feels

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